March 2012
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Ooc I need sleep...
Getting my accounts all mixed up..
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arrows-ftw submitted: Are you free tonight or am I...
Hahahaha….No.
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arrows-ftw submitted: Do you wash your pants in...
See, this one… This one’s cute.
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arrows-ftw said: You asked for BAD ones. Not my...
True, true.
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arrowsftw asked: All those curves, and me with no brakes.
arrowsftw asked: Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
arrowsftw asked: Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Send me bad Pickup lines.
Honesty Hour. Ask anything, nothing is deleted. →
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arrows-ftw:
niacaffrey:
It was a joke. I’m a big girl, I can buy my own drinks.
No, no. You’re the hard working teacher, the least I can do is buy the drinks.
Well… if you insist.
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niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey:
Yeah… for about seven hours a day. I don’t live there.
Nasty. You wanna go get a drink or something?
You buying? Teachers don’t get paid very much.
Neither do S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, y’know. I got it, don’t worry.
It was a joke. I’m a big girl, I can buy my own drinks.
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niacaffrey:
Yeah… for about seven hours a day. I don’t live there.
Nasty. You wanna go get a drink or something?
You buying? Teachers don’t get paid very much.
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niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey:
Oh? Enlighten me then.
I would. I will! .. If you’re not busy and all.
You make it sound like they sent me on assignment to mars.
You’re in a school, it might as well BE mars.
Yeah… for about seven hours a day. I don’t live there.
arrows-ftw:
niacaffrey:
Oh? Enlighten me then.
I would. I will! .. If you’re not busy and all.
You make it sound like they sent me on assignment to mars.
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niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey replied to your post
Oh oh, do me… No pun intended.
With pleasure ;)
You know what I meant…
Do I? Hmm, I’m sure you meant it differently.
Oh? Enlighten me then.
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Random facts about Nia
arrows-ftw:
The truth will set you free. Unless Nia Caffrey has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Nia Caffrey will attain statehood in 2009. Her state flower will be the Magnolia.
Nia Caffrey can delete the Recycling Bin.
Nia Caffrey’s dog is trained to pick up her own poop because Nia Caffrey will not take shit from anyone.
Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Nia Caffrey.
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niacaffrey replied to your post
Oh oh, do me… No pun intended.
With pleasure ;)
You know what I meant…
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1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
Hazel 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
Dark chocolate mocha 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
Sharpie? ….Erm.. I don’t know. 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
Depends on who you ask. I’d say big. It was alright. 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents,...
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arrowsftw asked: Hehehehe .. 1 - 50.
Obscure questions to ask me! DO IT DO IT DO IT!
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
OOH OOH PLEASE?
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arrowsftw asked: √
Put "√" in my ask if you find me attractive.
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text || nia
NC: A promising proposition. You buying?
CB: Yeah, I got it. When are you coming back btw?
NC: It all depends on whether or not I find something. Could take months.
CB: That sounds lame. Better dig it up good, Dr. Jones.
NC: It's not like they sent me to South America. They've got me in Manhattan's blandest apartment complex. You could always come visit. :p
text || nia
NC: A promising proposition. You buying?
CB: Yeah, I got it. When are you coming back btw?
NC: It all depends on whether or not I find something. Could take months.
text || nia
NC: Not quite. Art history. Which isn't too bad. I do know a lot about art.
CB: Ooooh. Art, how sophisticated. Do you wear a short skirt to work?
NC: No, but I can wear one to go get coffee.
CB: I propose a coffee date when you come back. Those legs are gonna need some fresh air.
NC: A promising proposition. You buying?
text || nia
NC: Not quite. Art history. Which isn't too bad. I do know a lot about art.
CB: Ooooh. Art, how sophisticated. Do you wear a short skirt to work?
NC: No, but I can wear one to go get coffee.
text || nia
CB: how's the hot teacher doin'?
NC: Not too shabby for my first week. It's a little boring though.
CB: So what are you, anyway? Kindergarten, elementary school?
NC: I wish... Nah, High school.
CB: Bummer. So, are you like the new hot science sub teacher?
NC: Not quite. Art history. Which isn't too bad. I do know a lot about art.
text || nia
CB: how's the hot teacher doin'?
NC: Not too shabby for my first week. It's a little boring though.
CB: So what are you, anyway? Kindergarten, elementary school?
NC: I wish... Nah, High school.
text || nia
CB: how's the hot teacher doin'?
NC: Not too shabby for my first week. It's a little boring though.
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Nia woke up bright and early in the morning. She was more than a little excited about ther first assignment. A small yawn escaped her as she flipped the switch of her coffee maker and went to take a shower. Once out, she changed into, what she thought, a substitute teacher might wear on her first day. She tore open the envelope Fury gave her as she walked back into her kitchen. It contained a new...
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arrows-ftw:
niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey:
{text} Oh, Most definitely.
[text] I might take the scenic route.
{text} Should I start without you?
[text] Only if we end together.
{text} Don’t take too long then.
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arrows-ftw:
niacaffrey:
{text} Oh, Most definitely.
[text] I might take the scenic route.
{text} Should I start without you?
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niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey:
{text} Where might this anatomy lesson take place? Kind of an important detail, that we seem to be missing.
[text] Your office?
{text} I’ll be waiting~ ;p
[text] Is there additional punishment if I’m late?
{text} Oh, Most definitely.
arrows-ftw:
niacaffrey:
{text} Where might this anatomy lesson take place? Kind of an important detail, that we seem to be missing.
[text] Your office?
{text} I’ll be waiting~ ;p
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niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey:
{text} I might be. What did you have in mind? Other than the ruler thing.
[text] Damn, other than that? Whatever you’re up for.
{test} Now now, I didn’t say it wasn’t an option.
[text] Ooh, Miss Teach, I’m ready for today’s lesson. Can we study anatomy?
{text} Where might this anatomy lesson take place? Kind of an important detail,...
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niacaffrey:
{text} I might be. What did you have in mind? Other than the ruler thing.
[text] Damn, other than that? Whatever you’re up for.
{test} Now now, I didn’t say it wasn’t an option.
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niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey:
{text} I can neither confirm, nor deny that, Barton.
[text] Do you need help practicing? I can misbehave and you can smack me with a ruler.
{text} Pfft, don’t tempt me.
[text] I’m free. Are you? ;)
{text} I might be. What did you have in mind? Other than the ruler thing.
arrows-ftw:
niacaffrey:
{text} I can neither confirm, nor deny that, Barton.
[text] Do you need help practicing? I can misbehave and you can smack me with a ruler.
{text} Pfft, don’t tempt me.
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niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey:
{text} It’s for an assignment. Only if you want me to beat you with a ruler… Don’t answer that. Also, technically it will be Miss Halden.
[text] First one? Are you losing your mission virginity? Ooh. ;) Miss Halden, the hot sexy teacher? What do I have to do to get a teacher conference?
{text} Yes and no. First one with SHIELD. :P Psh,...
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niacaffrey:
{text} It’s for an assignment. Only if you want me to beat you with a ruler… Don’t answer that. Also, technically it will be Miss Halden.
[text] First one? Are you losing your mission virginity? Ooh. ;) Miss Halden, the hot sexy teacher? What do I have to do to get a teacher conference?
{text} Yes and no. First one with SHIELD. :P Psh, depends. Have you been a...
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niacaffrey:
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niacaffrey replied to your post: {Text} Quick question… What do teachers wear?
{text} …….We’re talking about real teachers here, Clint. It’s mission related.. I really don’t need to know about your fantasies.
[text] Damn. Okay uh .. skirts? shirts with a lot of buttons? sweaters? high heels and pencil skirts.
{text} Eh… I need to go shopping then. I...
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niacaffrey replied to your post: {Text} Quick question… What do teachers wear?
{text} …….We’re talking about real teachers here, Clint. It’s mission related.. I really don’t need to know about your fantasies.
[text] Damn. Okay uh .. skirts? shirts with a lot of buttons? sweaters? high heels and pencil skirts.
{text} Eh… I need to go shopping then. I don’t think I own...
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Nia's first assignment {One shot}
Nia practically ran to Fury’s office when she heard she was being assigned an actual mission. She got lost at least… five times, but she finally found his office after an hour or so. She paused outside the door for a moment, to steady her breathing before walking inside. She didn’t want to seem too eager. No one should getthatexcited over a mission.
[[MORE]]
She was only in...
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Clint Barton: I'm a home wrecker
Clint Barton: Steve saw Cassie trying to seduce me
Nia Caffrey: It was nice knowing ya. If he kills can I have your stuff?
Nia Caffrey: I mean...
Nia Caffrey: What?
Clint Barton: ....
Clint Barton: Fine.
Clint Barton: Wait, no.
Clint Barton: You don't know how to use a bow.
Clint Barton: Why do you want my stuff?
Nia Caffrey: Ebay.
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